Keep Those Cards and Prayers Rollin’ In

Here are a few observations that make many of us uncomfy. This year a few billion people will have to take off their shoes to board an airplane. That is not an exaggeration. This is a lot of tootsies. A lot of bother. A lot of nuisance. All because a doofus boarded a...

How Much is that Poodle in a Bikini?

Okay. I understand why the Miss America pageant wants to end the swimsuit parade. But…have you considered what bad things lie ahead? I know, I know. It was a babe strut. No pretending here. Nobody cared that Miss Arizona could fiddle. And Miss Kansas tap-danced. And...

Marlboro Man Lassos Southwestern Jet

Surely you must feel safer this week. I mean, after you read that a Southwest Airlines pilot made an emergency landing to protect his passengers. This was after a passenger lit a cigarette in a bathroom. (Why do we persist in using that word? Have you ever come across...

And in this corner…

You are ringside to one of the greatest political brawls in the history of this country. And chances are that we are only in its early rounds. You will likely witness more bruisings, knockdowns and perhaps a knockout. ​Of course I refer to the current Washington...