by Tom Morgan | Apr 26, 2019 | Newspaper Columns
Join me in a grand political correctness crusade! Together we can punish the present for the past. This crusade has already racked up several victories. Many more lie ahead. Our most recent victory: We beheaded Kate Smith. The New York Yankees and Philadelphia Flyers...
by Tom Morgan | Apr 18, 2019 | Newspaper Columns
The Mueller Report proves it. In American politics, there is no business like show business. The kafuffle over the report is the world’s biggest circus. It is a soap opera. And a real opera. Greek tragedy. And a musical comedy. All wrapped into one. Remember the...
by Tom Morgan | Apr 12, 2019 | Newspaper Columns
My fellow Americans, we are murderers of a sort. We sit in the shambles of an almighty bloodbath you help create. Years ago we killed the old Main Street with all its businesses. We shuttered its department store and hardware, its shoe and clothing stores and...
by Tom Morgan | Apr 5, 2019 | Newspaper Columns
Was America ever great? Former Attorney General Eric Holder poses the question. “Exactly when did you think America was great?” He competes with Governor Cuomo. Cuomo told us “We’re not going to make America great again. It was never that great.” Let us look at...
by Tom Morgan | Mar 29, 2019 | Newspaper Columns
The Mueller Report brings back memories of an insult that boomeranged. I insulted Conrad. He was a bleak, unpopular drinker in my father’s saloon. My insult haunts me. The taproom was so tiny we heard all conversations without eavesdropping. We know, for instance,...
