When did your partner stop beating you?

When did your partner stop beating you?

Suppose you and I run against each other for a political office. In an interview I say that I have heard that you watch a lot of extreme porn. And that you hang around playgrounds where young children frolic. You scream “Foul!”  You claim you don’t watch porn. As...
When did your partner stop beating you?

Ain’t that the truth

Truth, New York State and you: June worked for me. Many years ago. We worked for a company owned by Harry. Harry came out with a number of changes that would save money for the company. But they would harm our workers. My job was to explain the many details of the...
When did your partner stop beating you?

Sane is Soooo Boring

My file runneth over. The file I label ARE WE CRAZY??? Our Homeland Security Secretary just testified to Congress. About the migration crisis on our southern border. She told us illegal immigration is “spiraling out of control”. Many politicians said “Nah.” Many in...
When did your partner stop beating you?

Start the music for the reparations waltz

Reparations are all the rage again. A lot of people reckon we taxpayers should shell out reparations. To descendants of American slaves. And to Native Americans. (Some of our candidates for the White House call for these reparations.) This presents a few problems....
When did your partner stop beating you?

From the Outhouse to the White House

Decades ago the little-known actress complained to her publicity agent. “But Harry, the Hollywood Gazette claims I had an orgy. With the three Marx Brothers. After the Oscars party. I wasn’t even at the party!” “So what, sweetheart. It got you onto page one, didn’t...