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Sane is Soooo Boring

Sane is Soooo Boring

My file runneth over. The file I label ARE WE CRAZY??? Our Homeland Security Secretary just testified to Congress. About the migration crisis on our southern border. She told us illegal immigration is “spiraling out of control”. Many politicians said “Nah.” Many in...

Start the music for the reparations waltz

Start the music for the reparations waltz

Reparations are all the rage again. A lot of people reckon we taxpayers should shell out reparations. To descendants of American slaves. And to Native Americans. (Some of our candidates for the White House call for these reparations.) This presents a few problems....

From the Outhouse to the White House

From the Outhouse to the White House

Decades ago the little-known actress complained to her publicity agent. “But Harry, the Hollywood Gazette claims I had an orgy. With the three Marx Brothers. After the Oscars party. I wasn’t even at the party!” “So what, sweetheart. It got you onto page one, didn’t...

Drink up your soy milk, for those pudgy kids in China

Drink up your soy milk, for those pudgy kids in China

So maybe you buy into this Green New Deal from the far Left. The proposals to end carbon emissions. To end fossil fuels entirely. To upgrade all existing buildings. To build so many high-speed trains that we can mothball airplanes. This, and more, within ten years or...

There is an inaccurate word in intelligence community

There is an inaccurate word in intelligence community

The latest squabble Big Media is promoting is that our president disagrees with our national intelligence chiefs. The line is simple: Trump is a dumbkoff in this. The brilliant intel guys know soooo much more than he does. Impeach him for his ignorance! Do I think...